Bought A Turntable

If you were selling a used turntable to an anonymous internet weirdo from Craigslist, you might think it would be a bad idea to answer the door wearing a see-through shirt. You might think that. And I might think that. The woman who sold me the turntable didn't think that. She also had a weird five foot tall statue of a penis wearing a crown. I didn't even notice the statue though, my brother had to point it out to me. I only had eyes for the turntable. I'd post a picture of it but my kid broke my camera.